Can someone help me with an advice poem? help!!?

for my writing class i have to write a poem giving advice to someone.


it has to be 2 stanzas thank you! this is due tomorrow!!Can someone help me with an advice poem? help!!?
When you feel down and blue,


Get yourself another dude.


Your guy is short and fat and slow,


and let's face it honey, you ain't no ho.





You have standards, yes you do


And he don't fit them, sorry its true.


So put on make-up and a dress


make sure that you look your best.Can someone help me with an advice poem? help!!?
This is one of mine, you can borrow it.





Life Lesson





Reach out and grab the golden ring as it spins by


then one day, with hard work--you will surely fly.


The same thing happens when you answer


the knock of opportunity, the door swings open


at least once--once for you and me.





Now, if you've chosen to ignore the chances


that come by, life gets tougher every day


until you start to fly. So, put your nose to the ';grindstone';-- do not worry or fret--


this is what I say to you---';the harder you work


the luckier you get';.
You say this is your choice


Are you not going to listen to that neat little voice?


You say you can't go through it anymore


That there really is no other cure





But look around


At the things you should've already found


This world is hard but worth it, too


And there are many people that couldn't live without you

no makeup